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September/October 2014

And the Winner Is...

“Just in case the peace agreement doesn’t hold.” Linda Horne, Brookside, Nova Scotia

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our September/October 2014 cartoon (see Micah 4:3). We are pleased to congratulate Linda Horne of Brookside, Nova Scotia, who wrote the winning caption.

Runners-up

“I’m almost afraid to ask what you did with my spear!” David Palmer, Higganum, Connecticut
“Bill, I told you that being a Biblical literalist would get you in trouble…” John Manguno, Waxahachie, Texas

Honorable Mention

“Does this void the warranty?” Ed Lechleiter, Youngtown, Arizona
“I wrote to the company; they assured me that they sent all the correct parts.” Kyla Krahn, Dubuque, Iowa
“I don’t care what John Deere says—it will never catch on!” Martin Bowers, Lexington, South Carolina
“Does this thing come with directions?” Betty Strawther, North Zulch, Texas
“That should pacify those pesky gophers.” Hector Bossé, Pensacola, Florida
“Anybody interested in a good deal on a slightly-used apple? Only one bite gone…” William M. Parker, Lansing, Michigan
“Honest, Amos, I haven’t done anything to your spear yet!” George Sullivan, Severn, Maryland
“Now this model here will fight through the most rebellious soil.” Douglas Zimmer, Snohomish, Washington
“I know you believe in recycling, but this is just going too far.” Jeffrey Wilson, St. Louis, Missouri
“Daniel unveils his cutting-edge technology.” Hilsa Ayonayon, Brisbane, California
“Maybe if we call it a “weed cutter”?” Stephen James Moore, Naches, Washington
“Did you ever think of just going to Ace Hardware?” Eric Miller, New Hyde Park, New York
“I don’t know what to tell you. Micah keeps saying one thing and Joel another!” Kenneth Mills, Searcy, Arkansas