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And the Winner Is...

The unicorns say they're not coming! Kenneth G. Miller, Millersville, Pennsylvania

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our September/October 2006 contest. We are pleased to congratulate Kenneth G. Miller of Millersville, Pennsylvania, who wrote the winning caption.


I admit you were right the first time, but you can't keep going in there every time the weatherman predicts scattered showers. Ken Anderson, Edina, Minnesota
Wait! You forgot separate cabins for the animals that aren't kosher! Harold Ticktin, Shaker Heights, Ohio

Honorable Mention

Well, I found your problem. A cubit is this big! William Seven, Flagstaff, Arizona
Did you know you left the water running? Park Linscomb, Manchester, New Hampshire
They must have had a 2-for-1 offer on that cruise! Elisheva Gordis, Jerusalem, Israel
Noah, don't forget to do that "I'm the King of the World" thing! Robin Smith, Indianapolis, Indiana
Aw, come on, Dad. Just once around the block. Everyone else's parents let them drive! Carol Wunderlich