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September/October 2006 Winner

The unicorns say they're not coming!
—Kenneth G. Miller, Millersville, Pennsylvania

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our September/October 2006 contest. We are pleased to congratulate Kenneth G. Miller of Millersville, Pennsylvania, who wrote the winning caption.

I admit you were right the first time, but you can't keep going in there every time the weatherman predicts scattered showers.
—Ken Anderson, Edina, Minnesota

Wait! You forgot separate cabins for the animals that aren't kosher!
—Harold Ticktin, Shaker Heights, Ohio

Well, I found your problem. A cubit is this big!
—William Seven, Flagstaff, Arizona

Did you know you left the water running?
—Park Linscomb, Manchester, New Hampshire

They must have had a 2-for-1 offer on that cruise!
—Elisheva Gordis, Jerusalem, Israel

Noah, don't forget to do that "I'm the King of the World" thing!
—Robin Smith, Indianapolis, Indiana

Aw, come on, Dad. Just once around the block. Everyone else's parents let them drive!
—Carol Wunderlich