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“Now we know how he gets the ‘complex earth aromas’ in his award-winning Merlot!” Martin Bowers, Lexington, South Carolina

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our November/December 2013 cartoon (see Genesis 49:11–12). We are pleased to congratulate Martin Bowers of Lexington, South Carolina, who wrote the winning caption.

Runners-up

“Those grapes are to dye for.” Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Illinois
“I don’t mean to be an ass, but aren’t you supposed to wash the stains OUT?” Rachel Webb, Fort Campbell, Kentucky

Honorable Mention

“He can ride me to Shiloh, but he’ll never pass a breathalyzer.” Jon Efroymson, Indianapolis, Indiana
“It’s called tie-dyeing—next big thing. Believe me!” Avram Reisner, Baltimore, Maryland
“There are better ways to cover wine stains.” Marvin Svingen, Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada
“It’s going to take more than Tide to get that out!” Rebecca Manguno, Waxahachie, Texas
“Didn’t the Lord command: ‘Thou shalt not drink and ride’?” Ralph Horsford, Las Vegas, Nevada
“Hope you don’t expect us to drink that.” Ray Pritz, Mevasseret Zion, Israel
“It’s called ‘organic.’ Trust me guys, it will catch on.” David Brusin, Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin
“Maybe you should check back with your dad. Robes aren’t his best suit.” Yisraela Tubman, Northridge, California
“Please tell me this is a Fruit of the Loom commercial!” Lynn Arney, Berthoud, Colorado
“Pass the bleach.” Gilbert Paradis, Hendersonville, North Carolina
“Just look at that. He really doesn’t understand Health and Safety rules on food.” Alan Tennuchi, Dunmow, Essex, England