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< Back to Past Cartoon Caption Contest Winners November/December 2007 Winner
And the Winner Is...
“Go tell the troops to expect shepherd’s pie for dinner tonight.”
—Bob Hillard, St. Louis, Missouri Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our November/December contest. We are pleased to congratulate Bob Hillard of St. Louis, Missouri, who wrote the winning caption.
Runners-up
“They say it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.”
—John W. Brown, Lewisville, Arkansas “The Israel Antiquities Authority just called—Goliath’s helmet is a forgery!”
—Gary Anderson, Fruita, Colorado Honorable Mention
“What worries me is all those Israelites singing ‘We will, we will rock you!’”
—Scott Jones, Sachse, Texas “I couldn’t find his helmet, so I gave him a salad bowl. Do you think that will be a problem?”
—Mark McDaniel, Bedford, Indiana Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy! Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!
—Carol Adcox, Jacksonville, Florida “This kid pitched a shut-out against the Lions and the Bears. I don’t think the Giants should be a problem.”
—Web Hulon, Lexington, South Carolina “This will teach David not to mix up cubits and centimeters again.”
—John Juedes, Highland, California “Sure he’s big, but he lets it go to his head.”
— Rodger Dalman, Brooklyn Center, Minnesota “Goliath may be disqualified from this battle. I hear that Barry Bonds is not the only Giant who took steroids.”
—Doug Ward, Oxford, Ohio “I hope that little squirt doesn’t know about Goliath’s glass forehead.”
—Elliott Hancock, Mountain View, Arizona “The Surgeon General says that getting stoned is bad for your health.”
—Renee Hon, Meridian, Idaho |
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