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“Boy, where’s the SPCA when you need one?” Sarah Janu, Banning, California

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our May/June 2013 cartoon (see Judges 15:4). We are pleased to congratulate Sarah Janu of Banning, California, who wrote the winning caption.

Runners-up

“Samson, I’m pretty sure this is not what they meant about our being a ‘light unto the nations.’” David Wucher, Huntington, West Virginia
“Oh no! It’s Samson the Tail-Blazer!!” Michael Vickoren, Central Point, Oregon

Honorable Mention

“Let’s think about this for a minute Samson! The Philistines are nothing compared to what the Animal Rights groups will do to you!” Bob Schlote, Silverdale, Washington
“Aren’t you supposed to do an environmental impact study first?” Robert Lunt, Salt Lake City, Utah
“Hey, remember you still have that lion-slaughter lawsuit with PETA to sort out!” Jennifer Vaughn-Estrada, Alhambra, California
“Samson, we recommend that you try Chrome or Internet Explorer instead.” Doug Ward, Oxford, Ohio
“The Olympic Games are on the other side of the mountain!” William Shackelford, Bangor, Maine
“Excuse me, sir, I don’t think I like how this tail ends.” Keith Kobelia, Sachse, Texas
“Samson, the Olympics don’t start for another 249 years.” Don Olson, Central Point, Oregon
“You do realize we just passed a smoking ban here, don’t you?” June Jernigan, Montgomery, Alabama
“No! You misunderstand. Firefox is an internet browser.” Eric Mendelsohn,s Toronto, Ontario, Canada
“Felix, I’m concerned about what this might … entail!” Rick Hardy, San Jose, California