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And the Winner Is...

“Deal or no deal?” Johnese Greene, Rosedale, New York

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our March/April contest. We are pleased to congratulate Greene of Rosedale, New York, who wrote the winning caption.


“I’d like you to meet my staff.” Joe Hertel, Chicago, Illinois
“Of course he’s counting your toes. He’s an adder.” Wayne Turner, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Honorable Mention

“Oh, you wouldn’t die, but you could get a bad staff infection.” Kenneth Okken, Beebe, Arkansas
“Anything you can do, I can do better.” Robert Schore, Monsey, New York
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?!” Karen Hester, Franklin, Kentucky
“I know, right? I had the same reaction when I saw Aaron’s robe.” David Jaffe, Baltimore, Maryland
“I’m only gonna asp you one more time. God said you adder let His people go or He is gonna viper you out. OK?” Kathy Snowden, Fareham, Hampshire, UK
“You see, when you start a big project, if you don’t have the support of your staff, it can come back to bite you!” John Hyatt, Lawrenceville, Georgia
“What’s been plaguing you lately, Pharaoh?” Jason von Ehrenkrook, Ann Arbor, Michigan
“Look, if you’re still not sure, you can always try our ‘Let My People Go’ ten-step program.” Malcolm Wright, Raleigh, North Carolina
“Let my people go, Pharaoh, or Aaron’s staff will turn into your mother-in-law!” Mike Bakke, Blythe, California