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And the Winner Is...

“... but think of how many shekels you’ll save on shampoo!” Christopher Kou, Prospect Heights, Illinois

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our July/August contest. We are pleased to congratulate Christopher Kou of Prospect Heights, Illinois, who wrote the winning caption.


“Little did Samson know, Delilah was a beauty-school dropout.” Rolana Griffith, Ocean Park, Washington
“Hair today, gone tomorrow.” Frank Walsh, Fairhope, Alabama

Honorable Mention

“I know you only wanted a little off the top, but I just couldn’t get it even.” David Young, Bothell, Washington
For the first time in his life, Samson understood “shear exhaustion.” Paul Smith, Seattle, Washington
“But when you said, ‘Take off these locks,’ naturally I thought you meant ...” David Nixon, Delmont, New Jersey
All tied up and no hair to go! Gerald Nash, Conway, Arkansas
“It was the only way I could get you to stay home when my mother visited.” Russell Hagerman, Carl Junction, Missouri
“Samson, I have ‘unlocked’ the secret of your strength!” Charles Baker, Pinole, California
“So, I suppose you won’t have enough strength to mow the lawn now?” Jack Josey, Georgetown, Texas
“This would make a great scene for an opera.” Gerard Rothschild, Boone, North Carolina
“Wow, this new ‘do will bring the house down!” Ben Williams, Telluride, Colorado