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And the Winner Is...

Quoth the Raven: “Have some more.” Jeff Abel, Jerusalem, Israel

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our January/February contest. We are pleased to congratulate Jeff Abel of Jerusalem, Israel, who wrote the winning caption.


“I’ll give thanks, but I’m not ravin’ about the menu.”
Larry Love, Vero Beach, Florida
“Where’s the beef?!”
Jeanne Sant, New Baltimore, Michigan

Honorable Mention

“Look, ‘ravenous’ was just a figure of speech.”
Eric Thimell, Aurora, Colorado
“Hey, it’s better than eating crow!”
Walter Grysen, DeWitt, Michigan
“So this is God’s version of fast food!”
John Cool, Anaheim, California
“I can’t wait to see how you’re going to carry the mashed potatoes.”
Allan Swinson, Coweta, Oklahoma
“When I said I would like to have your family for dinner, I truly didn’t mean to imply...”
Wayne Jones, Orlando, Florida
“Now this is what you call ‘living on a wing and a prayer.’”
Mark Stryker, Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania
“But I only like white meat.”
Rev. Donald H. Hoffman, Lena, Illinois
“It’s no wonder I’m so skinny. I’ve been eating like a bird.”
Dale Pierce, Niceville, Florida
“No thanks. I’m carb-loading for the hike to Zarephath.”
Don Otto, Jefferson City, Missouri
“Is that original or extra-crispy?”
Richard Sprague, Middle Island, New York
“This meat and bread is divine!”
Dave Houser, Roanoke, Texas