“Three of a kind beats a king anytime!”
—Ken Kochany, Bay City, Michigan

Thank you to all those who submitted caption entries for our January/February contest. We are pleased to congratulate Ken Kochany, Bay City, Michigan, who wrote the winning caption.

“Holy Smoke!”
—Kathy Krekel, Aurora, Colorado

“We’re not hot dogs, but we are Hebrew nationals, and we do answer to a Higher Authority!”
—Bruce Tucker, Lonoke, Arkansas

“I can't believe I forgot the marshmallows again!”
—David Gisborne, Elizabeth North, South Australia

It turns out the first “warming” controversy wasn't global.
—Paul Carlson, San Lorenzo, California

“They're still not done! Why didn't I just use the microwave?!”
—James Glomb, Logan, West Virginia

“I don't think these alternative fuel ovens will ever catch on.”
—Jeffrey Wagner, Folsom, California

“They told me to freeze my assets, but I prefer a hot prophet!”
—Reuben Walker, North Augusta, South Carolina

“No more bean diets for these captives!”
—Joseph Schaeffer, Frackville, Pennsylvania

“Thanks for the invitation, but I'd rather use my own sauna.”
—Eckehart Augustiny, Gibsons, British Columbia, Canada